Person Leaves A Hissterical 'Kitty Cheat Sheet' For Their Cat Sitter, And The Internet Immediately Memes It

We, as cat parents, want to make sure that our kitties are the most well taken care of that they could be. We spoil our grumpy and dissatisfied cats as much as pawssible. We buy them everything they want, and also a bunch of stuff that they don't want. We know their patterns. We know what our cats' meows mean, and we know what they mean when our cats just stare at us blankly for over half an hour. And when we go on vacation and leave our babies alone, we want to make sure that they are just as well taken care of as when we're home. And this cat owner clearly feels the same way.

Before leaving on a couple week-long vacation, this reddit user left a "kitty cheat sheet" for their cat sitter, explaining their cats' personalities, likes and dislikes. Honestly, each line of this cheat sheet is funnier than the last. And it's no wonder the internet found it absolutely hissterical.

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"Going on vacation, decided to leave a kitty cheat sheet for the sitter"

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There are so many unexpected twists and turns in this one little page that we don't even know where to start reacting to it. No wonder this little thing went viral. Honestly, what we want to see in reaction to this hissterical thing is more people creating cheat sheets like this one. We want a whole listicle full of them.
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We have no doubt that it will help. It certainly helped us fall in love with your cats. And for some reason, knowing that this cheat sheet was based on dating profiles somehow makes it even funnier than it was before, especially the likes and dislikes sections.
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via u/DishonestChickenPie
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